Five Things I Learned on the Road Today
by Angela Hoy (age 37)
1. There’s an abundant crop in North Carolina that changes color with the other fall leaves. I wonder what it is?
2. I never knew North Carolina beaches were so pristine! They should run ads for their beaches on television in the dead of winter in Maine…just like Florida does.
3. When Southerners see a Maine license plate in the grocery store parking lot, most of them will stop and say, “Maine! Wow!”
4. If I want to tease Richard, I just have to lean toward the dash board, frown, and say, “What’s what weird noise?”
5. If you try to make your children do something educational on the road, they’re going to find a way to make you wish you hadn’t.